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Articles - August, 2008

And Now for a Little Gay Bassing ...

Audrina: This Is Why She's Hot

Verne to Sex Tape Co-Star: You Beat Me, Bitch!

Gummi Bear to Friend: You're My Pawn

Brit: A Free Woman for Halloween

Bratton Takes Heat for "Outing" LiLo

Rob Lowe Wins Some, Loses Some

WTF - Tree Hippies

WTF - Moron Robber

Snoop's Peeps Popped for Pot

"Desperate" Kate Too Strong for Lance

The Gray Area Between "Dallas" and "Dynasty"

NFL Legend to EA -- What Can You Do for Brown?

Amy Winehouse Is One Sick Puppie

Inmate: Suge Wrapped Me into Submission

For Sale: Lady Liberty, Torch Sold Separately

Hot Salmama and Child

Lonely Lady

Rod Stewart Snubs One Person Fan Base

Ignoring Trends, Tara Reid Stays Straight

Short Short Man

Shauna Sand Works Hard for the Money

John Mayer Is a Hard Bodied Soft Rocker

Neighbor Says He's Boxer's Latest Punching Bag

Roberto Cavalli Has Seg-Way Too Much Money

New Zip Code, Same Game

David Spade Has a Deal With the Devil

Don't Listen to William H. Macy

Bravo Star Ought Not to Be in Pictures

This Beast Bites

Non-Olsen Twins Reunite

Car Revs Over Al's Daughter

Pia Zadora: 'Memba Her?!

Genie Francis Relives Past - Forgets Present

Doesn't Kim Know It'll Go Straight to Her Hips?!?

Shia Chills at Hospital with Bum Arm

Sharon Stone Hits Karmic Jackpot

Hudson Lives Strong For Old Flame

"Big Bro's" Gay Cowboy Is Back to Broke

Miley 2.0 Can't Speak for Herself

"Hairspray" and "ANTM" Vacay Bitch Fight!

Brangelina Twins -- 14 Million Dollar Babies

Lindsay Rips LA Top Cop a New One

The Dog Days of Summer

NBA Star Busted in Drag

Al Pacino: Hands Free and Styleless

Idiot Savant Friday -- Can't We Stop the Music?

"Old and Ill" Also Applies to Harry Dean Stanton

What's Aramaic for "I'm On the Other line"

No Joke -- Bernie Mac Hospitalized for Pneumonia

Rihanna & Chris Brown Get Proactiv

Chippendales Mr. August

Charlie's Chocolate Factory Missing an Employee

Big Beatings on Small People Equals Large Suits

Shot Fired -- Diddy Runs for Cover

Dupri Shooting -- All Over VIP Access

Dupri Parties With a Bullet

Chudney Ross Involved in Supreme Accident

Amy's Home: Don't Eat the Cherry Snowcones!

Cops Wrongly Call Foul on Paul Pierce

Balthazar's Wife has Her Hands Full, Too

Christina Applegate Fighting Breast Cancer

Liv Tyler Comes to Grips with Her Hubby's Brother

Cops Say Paul Pierce Not Drunk Enough

Shellshock to VH1: I Pay For My Own Drugs

Rhymes with Moore -- We Mean Bore!

Hilton to McCain: Take My Money and Shove It

Clooney and Crawford -- Less is Amore

Rodman -- Unregistered S6 Offender

Say Ahhhh!

Blonsky's Mom: She Couldn't Stop the Beat

Cops Put Paul Pierce on the Foul Line

Rampage May Really Be Screwed Now

Mary-Kate All Clammed Up on Heath Death

Amy Winehouse Won't Go Commando

Finally, Someone Crazier than Buzz Aldrin

Leo -- Lowering the Bar

McCain -- Between a Rock and a Jiggly Place

Morgan Freeman Injured in Car Accident

Nigel Lythgoe: No Longer "Idol" Wannabe

Hospital: Freeman in "Serious" Condition

It's Rambotox!

Freeman May Have Been Driving Dazy

Even Cindy Walsh Wouldn't Buy This One

Baldwin and Ice Cube -- This Race is War

Who's the Guy with the Freak Arms?

Mams Taylor: To Get a Hot Girl, You Need Punch

Thigh Anxiety

Ed Keeps Pants Up, Lips Closed on Gay Gossip

Mr. Rumble -- Let's Get Ready to Pay Me

Chad Still Playing in Bush League

Freeman Not Ready for His Close Up After Wreck

Nicollette Sheridan: Method Actress?

LiLo, Paris & Brit 2008 - You Buyin' These Smiles?

Novak Quits, Condition "Dire"

Hulk to Freddie: What'cha Gonna Do?

Khloe Likes Her Wieners on a Stick

Fab!

The MILFs About Town

Patricia Heaton: Cute as a (Belly) Button

Bar's Legs Were Made for Walking and Flaunting

Flavor Flav Is Off the Key Chain

Space Is Not Scotty's Final Frontier

Teen Idol Fabian: 'Memba Him?!

Charlie to Dr. -- I'll Nickel You to Death!

Holding the Defensive Line

Kate Moss: All Cracked Out

The Rock of Love

Jenga Has Never Been Sexier

Smart Car, Stupid Purchase

Diana Ross to TMZ: Open Your Eyes, Fool!

So You Think You Can Confirm Our Story

Lohan Wet T-Shirt Contest!

Puerto Rico to "Idol": No Gracias!

Why is Woody Berry Defensive?

Kim K Butts in On Training Camp

Jennifer Lopez: Xenu on Line One

This Is Miss Daisy

Rev. Diddy Sends Freeman His Praise

Fiddy Gets Baby from Mama -- No Drama

Mary-Kate's Lawyer: She Knows Nothing

Fight Over George Jefferson's Piece of the Pie

Freeman -- "Unconscious" When Found

Iggy Pinched -- Stooges Make Off with Axes

Jordan & Peter: The Boobs Have Landed

McGraw to Lawsuit Pest: Tussle on My Turf!

Sometimes Phallic Cured Meat is Just a Hot Dog

Pink and Ex Share Custody of Hairdo

Judge Gets Snippy at Snipes

Cheryl Burke in Hit and Rumba

Cheeseheads Hire Egghead to Put Out Favre Fire

Gary Dourdan Has the Last Laugh

Gwen Stefani: 800 Months Pregnant

Workin' on their Fitness

Toni Braxton Sets the Pace On "DWTS"

Statham: Grandma Got Run Over by a Papper

Hearst Gals - From Symbionese to Faux-Lebanese!

What a Knockout!

Jump On the Jolie-Pitt Money Train

Ed Norton -- Triple Security Threat At LAX

Paris' "Real Thing" Looks Like a Knock-Off

Apollo Creed: 'Memba Him?!

Spotted: Another Grim Gossip Girl

The First Mr. Julia Roberts, Unearthed From Ivy

Papper Jonesing for a Vinnie Style Beatdown

LC to Teen Choice: I'm Not Worthy!

I Kissed An Heiress and I Liked It

Kim K: I'm No Yoko Romo

"Malcolm" Kid in Middle Over "Escobar" Flick

Barry Bonds with His Family

McCain -- Paris Is My Energizer Bunny

Paris to McCain: "See You at the Debate, Bitches!"

Jason Statham Morning Meeting

Sam Ronson Has Giant Huevos to Boot

Pussycat Dude Drops Dime on LC

Ex-QB Kosar Gettin' Heavy Pocket Pressure

Look Suri, Up in the Sky!

J. Lo Won't Have to Sell Diddy Down the River

Britney: Conservatorships Make You Hot

Paris: I Wasn't Doing Lines

Hollywood Madam Returns to Her Roots

Ryan: Divorce Makes the Body Grow Fonder

'GGW' Crew Guy Pinched for Alleged Assault

Cindy and Heidi Vacay in Titaly

L'Oreal/Beyonce Whitewash

When You Care Enough to Slam the Very Best

Das Boot: Sam's Seven Sins

Katie Price's Change of Breast

Spelling Still Baskin in Soft Serve Drama

Troyer's Ex: Thanks for the "Lasting" Gift

Jonas Bros Infiltrated by Teenie Stalkers

Google Yahoo

L'Oreal/Beyonce Whitewash

Yahoo Serious: 'Memba Him?!

Tim Gunn Tops Audrina and Kim K

Reese Witherspoon: Ring Around the Jakey

Claudia to Tila: You Cheated!

Eddie Van Healthy

Spencer Pratt Killed Playgirl

We Played with Beckham Today, What'd You Do?

Thank Heaven for Little Girls

Potential McCain VP: Paris Is On Our Side

You Look Kinda Familiar ...

Chapman's Dog Day Afternoon

You Won't Like Us When We're Angry

Billy Ray Pulls a Miley

Guard Won't Let Paps Liv and Let Live

Charo Cuchi-Cuchis Like a Teenager

Nick Learns to Make the Bed He's Laying In

Kanye West's Naked Fans

Hollywood Big Wig Sued in Fatal Golf Cart Crash

Dark Night for Batman Director's Ex

Prostate Cancer Victim Pissed Off at 'Dr. Phil'

Mary-Kate a Red Herring in Ledger-Gate

Usher -- I'm a Mama's Boy Again

Lil' Kim Party Girl Found Dead at Times Sq. Club

Morgan Freeman Driving to Splitsville

Lil' Kim in Dark About Shady Club Killing

Jamie Lynn: Baby's Got Her Body Back

Suri: I Want to Be Part Of Your World

DEA -- What Were THEY Smoking?!

Lily Gives Away Her Old Crap

Fan Shows Keanu His Own Private Idaho

Gnarly Nails

Paris: They Like Her, They Really Really ...

Star Jones Orders the Leg & Thigh Lunch Special

Take a Number -- Shauna's Single Again!

Sienna Miller Should Bottle That Chutzpah!

Big Ass Wave Takes Down Kim K

Mickey Traps Another Mouse

PETA: Beheaded Man Tastes Just Like Chicken

Eva Longoria Unmasked

Sue Ellen Ewing on "Dallas": 'Memba Her?!

Gnarly Nails

Eddie Murphy: One Day I'll Stand-Up Again!

Being Dave Navarro Has Some Titillating Perks

Brody to Spencer: Dude, Don't Go Nude!

Dixie Chick Given the Cowboy Boot by Hubby

LC to "Dolls" Producer: You're Insane!

Even the Jonas Bros. Forget Archuleta Exists

Frampton Comes Alive

You Can't Have This One, Tom!

Unlike Rodney, Dangerfield's Widow Gets Respect

Peter Frampton: 'Memba Him?!

Mena Suvari: Ivana Look Like You

Jaime and Hubby: Litigious Kings of Their Castle

The Crabbiest Pageant Contestants Ever

D.C. "Hills" -- Calling All Brodys!

L'Oreal to Beyonce: We Like You The Way You Are

Club Worker Pinched in Lil' Kim Party Death

Lindsay Lohan -- New Tattoo Alert!

Jigga Man: B's Whitewash Is Good for a Laugh

Brett Favre Sells Out New Jersey

Hookers Just Can't Wynn

Jonas Bros. Ditch Spotlight Live after Killing

Boy Bander's People Can't Get Story Straight

Clooney's Ex Goes for Seconds

Lily Allen: Why the English Are So Jolly

Carl Blonsky -- Protective Pop or Demented Dad?

Christina Claims She Was Duped By "Dip" S**t

A Celebrity Study in Gross Anatomy

Dead Woman Shot By Photog

Joe: Casino Lures Whales With Booze and Sex!

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Shauna DUMB-Founded by Divorce

Lawsuit: "Swing Vote" Was MY Piece of Garbage!

Mary J -- The J Stands for Jackin'

Club Murder: Rahman, On Roof, With Lead Pipe

Jay-Z -- My Marriage is One of MY 99 Probs

Country Loser Bitter About Leaving Sugarland

Homewrecker World Tour Continues

"Sober Living" -- A Living Hell

Blonsky's Dad's Stones Saved ... by Kidney

Levi McConaughey: Baby Got Papped

Blonsky's Dad -- Stuck in Paradise

Sam to LiLo: That Was a Gun in My Pocket

Let the Games Begin!

Schlemiel, Schlimazel

Brooke Hogan: Busty or Busted?

Justin Time to Get JT All To Ourselves

Bro-lin Says Still Best Bros With Penn

The Claby Cometh!

"Dancing" Dumps Old Cloris for Heartache Toni

Squiggy from "Laverne & Shirley":'Memba Him?!

Skanks in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear

Mini-Me Works His Pick-Up Lines

L'Oréal: Get Réal

Shauna's Ex: Divorce Settlements Don't Buy Class

Roseanne: Becky's a Wackjob!

Rob Pimps In Israel -- Jew Know Who I Am?!

Mr. T: I've Been Pitying Fools for 28 Years!

Que Esta Abajo ... the Towel?

Gary Busey Reaches His Point Break

Killed Club Girl's Grisly Final Moments

If You Got It, Flaunt It

Edwards Admits Affair, Says Enquirer Was Right

She Shoulda Stayed with Pesci

Bloomberg Exposes Jigga's Hard Knock Wife

"Egocentric" Edwards: I Was "99% Honest"

Lauren Conrad Chokes at Own Fashion Show

Pollak Wanna Dump Her

Richard D: Daddy Screwed Me out of "Jaws" $$$

Marky Mark Nabbed by LiRo's Funky Bunch

Audrina Patridge: Better on Mute

Jenna Jameson Teaches Pets About Safe Sex

Idiot Savant Friday -- Callin' All Jocks!

Pale Comparison

Al All Reved Up over Paris

Rick Ross -- Baby Pooper?

Bern Out -- Mac Dies at 50

Hey Everyone ... Séance at Sharon Tate's!

Edwards In An Affair To Remember

Alba & Biel: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!

Britney Bounces Back with Her Boys

Balthazar and Sienna -- Up Clothed & Personal

Ronson -- A Feather in Lindsay's Hat

Matt: After Birth Can Be Tasty Too!

The Gold Standard Is Just Really Hot!

Iggy and the City

Mistress: I Like My DNA The Old Fashion Way

Stars Horsing Around

Carey Hart's Brother Dies in Motocross Crash

Troyer: Little Game Goes Long Way

Shauna Sand Gets Nailed

Bongo Man Put Beat On Baby Momma

Jerry's Kids: We're Sick of Being Cut Out

Brangie: Let's Cut Out the Baby Fat

Woman Goes Hog Wild over Clooney

Yung Berg Busted for Weapons and Weed

Isaac Hayes Dead at 65

Getty's Clothed Encounter of the Third Kind

A-Rod Givin' It to Madge

All in All, It Was a Violent Night for the Panettieres

Good, Clean Fun Back Then

"Hero" Dad Accused of Spousal Abuse

Panettiere Dad to Mom: You Disrespected Me!

Brooke Hogan: Girl Got Beat!

YouTube Bully Popped for BF Beatdown

Romo Fumbles Another Snap

The Curse of Hayden Panettiere

Shauna Spots a Hooker -- Not in Mirror

Macaulay Skulkin'

Don't Believe Everything You Hear

Hayden's Parents Partied Before Confrontation

Hollywood Rugrats: Over the Hill?

Alcohol a Factor in Panettiere Alleged Attack

Pam Lets Loose With Tweak of the Week

Spanish Hoops Squad Takes Its Eyes Off the Ball

Claby Sighting in North Carolina!

Prince of Quite a Lot

Spelling Gets Smacked -- It's OK to Laugh

Did Jamie Foxx "Not See" the Swastika?

Regis Philbin Says Regis Philbin Holds Up Well

Trump to Lawyers: My Name is Money!

And On the 7th Day He Said "Let Girls Go Wild"

The Wild Boys Are Calling

Family Matters, Jaleel White Doesn't

It's a Beach Fight!

The One Thing Steve-O Won't Do

Blink's Hoppus: I Was McFrauded!

Unlike Hayden's Mom, Dad Ducked

Sean Paul Gets Irie, Gets Busted in Sweden

H-Wood Hit & Run Driver Collides w/ Victim - Again

Jake Gyllenhaal: A Better Persian of Me

McConaughey Hangs 10 with a Rooster and a Beer -- redirect

Calling All Train Wrecks -- Bret Wants YOU!

Tito Not Taking His Brother's Jack-son

Dolce & Gabbana's Summer Collection (of Men)

Car Co. Says Kim K's Ex Drove Off Without Paying

McMahon - "I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday ..."

Hayden's Mom -- Forgive and Forget?

Sienna Tries to Have Her Cake, Eat It Too

Hudgens Accused of Being a Big Stiff

"Virgin" Actor Arrested in Vicious Stabbing

Obama Girls Give Paris and Brit the Stink-Eye

Blonsky Dad Bailed -- But Stuck on Turks

Allmans Still Stuck in Long '70s Jam

Heidi Puts the "Ho" in Shopaholic

Sleazy Has a New Name

Someone Lend Shia a Hand

Not Everyone Hates Sienna Miller

Jonas Bros Descend on Virgin

Wahler's Wench Pays Thousands for a Tow

Tori Still Too Big for Britches

David Hassel Likes to Get Hoff on Himself

Fame Tag-a-Longs

TomKat Ignores the Krazies

Stuart Scott Sings: "I'll Be" Keeping My Day Job!

Full Metal Sarge: Hollywood Is Rotten to the Corps

"The Karate Kid": 'Memba Him?!

Ryan Seacrest: Nair-Do-Well

Nick Carter: I'm a Huge Sell Out

Parole For Lennon's Killer? Oh No!

Verne Won't Sticker For Pay!

In the Name Of All That Is Holy

Miss Russia Doesn't Miss Russia

DMX Must Mean "Arrested" in Some Language

Lythgoe vs. Crown Bar Doorman -- The Rematch

Knife Attack Suspect and Victim Were Tight

Ed McMahon Seeks to Join Jonas Brothers

Shauna Sand: Mother of the Year

"The Karate Kid": 'Memba Him?!

Wax On, Wax Off

Photog Won't Take Minogue For an Answer

Whoopi Clogs the Streets of NYC

Passing Gass Disgusts Autograph Seekers

Dennis Quaid Racks Up More Legal Woes

Salma Hayek Births a New Weight Loss Plan

Sinatra and Columbo: We've Got Pens But No Pals

Britney -- Back to Black

Paris Not THAT Big a Famewhore

Mams -- Mad Cow Booted from Steak Joint

Hip Hop....From G to GQ

Cedric: Bernie Was My Brother

Isabel Wants No Part of Adrian's Entourage

Brad Pitt Beaten Up In Fight Club

So, Pierce, What Was it Like Busting Your Ass?

Post-Op Katie Price Implanted in SUV

True Colors Shine Through

Tyrese Transforms Into OptiPissed Prime

Hollywood Clubber Falls, Falls, Sues

Wynn: Hooker, I Hardly Knew Her!

Hayden's Mom -- Seriously Shady

Punchy Olympic Gymnast Masters Pummel Horse

Was Aniston Forced to Make Sophie's Choice?

Georgia On My Mind

Beyonce: Who's The Fairest of Them All?

Me Spanish, Me Play Joke...

Georgette from "Mary Tyler Moore": 'Memba Her?!

Name That Olsen Twin/Madden Brother

Marilyn Manson: New King of Pop?

Is Hogan Hiding His Stash?

Sienna's Ex: My Bad Mood Left When She Did

Stabbing Victim Allegedly Stabbed Ex-Hubby

Diddy Sets Himself Up for a Cavity Search

McCartney's Baggage Not a Problem for GF

Pap the Victim of "Police" Brutality

Sharon Stone Sued -- Karma's a Ditch!

LC -- Officially Worthless

Attorneys: Stabbing Suspect Disarmed Twice

Madge Wants No Mercy from Africa

Vietnam Purges Pervy Gary Glitter

D-Wade's Biz Boys Want Baller Money

Soon-Yi, Woody's Granddaughter? It Depends

Lil' Wayne to Court -- Bite Me!

Shia's Finger Banged Up

John Mayer Gets Out of Dodge

Phelps: Before the Medals, Muscles and DUI

All Guts, No Glory: Olympic Injuries

Olympic Losers Pursue Topless Dancing

"Phil"-istine Preys On Audience

Men's Gymnastics Team Goes Chippendales

Stab Victim "Terrified" Malil Will Run

Casey: I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman

Lindsay: Things May Appear Larger Close Up

Mayer Goes Straight Hood on Jen Aniston

Coolio: Along Came a Spider ...

Yung Berg Won't Get Stuck to Guns

Mona from "Who's the Boss?": 'Memba Her?!

Mona Lisa

Brendan Fraser: Ready, Aim, Fired

Cops Say Bale Was a Good Christian

Mona from "Who's the Boss?": 'Memba Her?!

Audrina Goes Down... Under

LeBron: You Won't Make An Ass Out of Me Twice!

Tori and Dean's Dull Star is Blinding

Patriots Save NY Giants Coach from Blackmail

Sean and Robin Penn Selling Their Love Nest

Olsen Twins Separated After Birth

Romo Calls BS -- Underwood's a Phoney

Browne: You Should Know, I'm Not Team McCain!

The Luckiest Hostage on Earth

Jury Sides With God, Pastor's Wife Cleared

Fergie Tight-Lipped About Being a Prostitute

Kid Rock Waffles on Tour

That's Not Daniel Dae Kim or Daniel Day Lewis

Linda Hogan Supported By Jock

K-Fed Parties Like a Kid ... Without the Kids

Rod Stewart -- Rhys' Pieces Are Kim's Now

Mariah to Staff: Dry Me, Bitches!

"Idol" Fans Prefer No Talent Dad to Wannabe Son

Baby to Bridget: Where's Daddy?

DMX: Cuffs Make the Man

A Day of Inadvertent Spotlight

Fake Show, Real Boobs, Questionable Dad

Get Your DMX Mug Shot Fix

Reporter in Georgia Gets Her Shot at the Big Time

Cops: Celeb Facialist Eats It

Trump -- Hero to Heyyyyyy-O

Kathy Griffin: I'm No Carrot Top!

Finch vs Simpson

Rumer: They Used to Call Me Hairy Tumor

Nicole to Ashlee: Let's Shop Til You Pop

Eric Gagne -- Still Got Juice In LA

Zahara to Brad: You're All Mine Today

Sam + LiLo = Mary-Kate

Janet Jackson: Still a Big Talent

Navarro Ponies Up for Horse Sex Flick

Is That F&$*ing Bigfoot?!?!

Different Spanish Team -- Same Racism

Daddy, Why is Mickey Mouse in Handcuffs?

Whatcha Lookin' At?

Rosie O'Donnell -- Bathing Beauty

Two Babies Fight Over Mini-Me

Gwen Stefani's Water Still Hasn't Broken

Amy's Baggage Unleashed on Lady's Face

Might As Well Jump

Olympian Carl Lewis: 'Memba Him?!

Simpsons Pray Jess Gets as Big as Dolly

Baranyai vs LeBeouf

Sullivan vs Ventimiglia

Torres vs Anderson

Nadal vs Reeves

Fountain vs Knowles

Gay vs Smith

Dobrynska vs Bernhard

Bryant vs Beckford

Keizer vs Madge

Pitt vs Pitt

Horton vs Damon

Hoff vs Holmes

Serble vs Statham

Walsh vs Aniston

Despatie vs Farrell

Coughlin vs Conrad

First 'Black Prez' Clinton Is Straight Out the Hood!

Office-r Busts "Office" Star for Hardcore Drugs

Tom Cruise Allows Alien Invasion of Space

The Very Talented Jo Garcia

Courts Baffled By DMX's Billion Arrests

Bigfoot Press Conference Proves ... Nothing

Batman Begins ... Searching for Jen's Replacement

Everyone Stop Horsing Around!

Jared Leto Sued for Not Making Music

Kim K: Sight For Sore Eyes

Idiot Savant Friday -- She's Got Game!

Olly Girl Gets the Sunset Ban

Katie Price Wigs Out

Bigfoot's Reality Got SasSquashed

Denise Richards Is Movin' On ... Out

Happy Botoxday to You, Madge!

Shia's Mom is From A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Dick Van Decks Paparazzo

Kim K Leaves Bush for Pussycats

Paris Exposes Herself

Shia's Finger Lookin' Good

Ben Stiller Uses The Tom Cruise Escape Method

Who'd You Rather? Olympians vs Stars

TMZ Cuts Out the Baby Fat -- Part Two!

"Dancing" Stars Tango with Burglar

"Million Dollar" Holmes

Gummi Bear Swaps Spit with a Drag Queen

Mrs. Fields: There's Nothing Left in My Cookie Jar

Donnie Wahlberg Caught Partying with Kids

'Entourage' Star Pepper Sprayed at Club

Who'd You Rather? Olympians vs Stars

Tom Jones: It's Not Unusual to Wear a Mankini

Selena Gomez Gives Nick Jonas the Finger

Adrian Grenier: I Gave My Love a Cherry...

Madonna Turns 3.3 Miley's Old

Which NFL Groupie Deserves Your Pigskin?

Who'd You Rather? Olympians vs Stars

Mother Doesn't Always Know Best

John Mayer: I Didn't Want to Waste Her Time

LiLo -- Sapphic with Semel Before SamRo

Malaysian H8er: Avril Will Screw Up Our Kids!

Yung Won't Pony Up Jack for Lil' Joc

Avalanche Survivor -- Once Frostbitten, Not Shy

Cindy's Man Slugs Over Crawford's Naked Jugs

$100 Million Puppeteer Strings Out Manager

Collins - No Jacket Required, No Shirt Remaining

Katie Price Softens Up -- Tired of the Same Ol' S**t

Roseanne: Angie a Dumb Bitch with Slacker Hubby

Mr. Olympia Is Overcompensating for Something...

Kim K Loses Her Ass in Vegas

Frenchie Whips Fetish Fans Into a Frenzy

Wino Says Cheers, Crowd Jeers

Duff's Mouth Writes Check Her Finger Can't Cash

Douchebag Skates

Celebrity Bondage

Carey Hart In the Pink?

Linda Hogan -- Fur-ocious!

Dog to Miley: How Dare You!

I Want Charles in Charge of Me

Bikini-Clad NFL Cheerleaders Make Fans Go Long

Other Girl on "Charles in Charge": 'Memba Her?!

Who'd You Rather? Gummi vs Verne

Wife Puts New Kid on the Chopping Block

Amy Winehouse -- Pray for Laryngitis

Kelly to Club: Don't Piss on My Image!

Crabby Road? Jonas Bros Blow Off Beatles

Reese to Papper: Yo Mama!

Hulk Pelts Estranged Wife

Take That, Bitch!

Applegate Gets the Breast News Ever

Managers: We Got Stiffed By "Big Black"

Lipo Patient says "90210" Doc Sucked

Britney to Birkhead: I Feel Your Pain

A-Rod Hitting Both Sides of Plate

Popo Probes NBA Baller's B-Day

Turks First Lady -- Fine to Chow

Ja's Bod Rules Kanye -- Does It Matter!?

Papper to Sienna: Bon Voyage, Homewrecker!

Hasta La Vista, Baby!

Linda Hogan: That Fur Was As Fake As Me

Suri Converts Doll to Scientology

Sienna Kisses Her Ass Goodbye

Accidentally Offensive

Never Bulls**t a Japanese Bikini Model!

Spencer: I'd Make Phelps My Bitch

Audrina -- Stacked Four High

Lily Allen Punches Like a Girl

George's Crumb-y Real Estate Deal

That Samantha Ronson Clone is ... Her Lil' BRO?!

Joe Makes Mountain Out of Mammary Glands

Skinny Briefcase Models Play "Meal or No Meal"

Beard: Phelps' Breaststroke Stays in the Pool

Jenny Craig Hits It Big With Queen

Will Ferrell: I Don't Speak British, Mate

Is Beauty Skin Deep? We're Swapping Their Bods!

Roseanne to TMZ: Tell Me How My Ass Tastes!

Jenny Craig Hits It Big With Queen

Daddy's Little Girl

Kate Beckinsale -- Ribbed for Your Pleasure

Princess Gummi: Someone Get Me My Staph!

If Looks Could Kill ...

Miley: I'm Not Old Enough to Get Housed

Fat Lady Still Trapped Inside 70 Pound Boy

Metallica Singer Cuts Off Hiker's Happy Trail

God Save the Pope from the Dope

Dodger Catcher -- I'm Not Manny's Nanny

LisaRaye -- Bruised But Not Battered

Dave Matthews Band Member Dead

Pervy Gary Glitter -- Thai Stuck in Airport

Phelps Dad -- Invisible Man

Damon Dashes from Condo Cash, Says Bank

McConaughey: Ridden Hard, Put Away Wet

Jonas Brothers Are So Fab

DMB Concert: "LeRoi Gave His Ghost Up Today"

Borgnine: I'm a Bigger Jerkoff Than Your Dad!

Will the Real Angie Dickinson Please Stand Up?

Excess Baggage and Serious Saggage

Am I the Deadest? Sho'Nuff!

Nightmare!

Shawn Johnson, You Little Rat

Michael Phelps -- Cereal Killer

Country Star Wants Cold One, Gets Cold-Cocked

Sizing Up Eva Longoria

Bitter Fan: It's Britney, "Bitch!"

Freddy Krueger: 'Memba Him?!

Isaiah Washington -- Check Out My GLAADware!

Jonas Brothers Can't Keep It Up

Kim K's Trojan Man Rubs Off on Her

The O(face)Lympics

Dollhouse Dude Upgrades to Mobile Home

Shia LaBuff

Winehouse Not Back in Rehab Yet

"The Office" Guy in Ecstasy Over Drug Case

Aniston: A Married Man's Better Than None at All

G'N'R Drummer Debuts Cry-nese Democracy

Hollywood "Bitch Slapper" Finally Gets Served

No One Wants Roseanne's Sloppy Seconds

Will Smith -- Smurfed in the Rear

Nicollette Sheridan's Face Cracks ... A Smile

Ricky Martin -- Livin' In Vitro Loca

Tila Tequila's GF Gets Slap Happy in Vegas

Kate Hudson's Worst Flightmare

Vick from Prison: My Ass Is Getting Broker

The Fox and The Mounds

Cops Give Shia a Hand ... Kinda

Someone's Pissed at Salma Hayek

Jen Lingers with Intent in John's Town

Edwards' Mistress Got Game

Mark Spits on Phelps -- I Could Take Him!

Other Nerds Say Nintendo Jacked Their Joystick

Edwards' Mistress Got Game

Team Blonsky Uses Nuclear Bomb in Petty Case

Adrian to Shia: I Ain't MADD At You

Springer to Speidi: Even I Don't Go There

Jen Lingers with Intent in John's Town

Black Eyed Plea: I'm No Homophobe, But...

Obama Chooses Running Mate

Bono Cellphone Recording -- Not Available on CD

"Biggest Loser" Winner -- Giant Pain in the Neck

Swizz Deadbeatz

Spongebob Leaves His Pineapple Under the Sea

Photog Dim on Judith Light

Tisdale: Nobody Nose Me Anymore!!!

Olympic Abs

Secret Service -- See Jonny Run

A Checkered Past

Chubby Checker: 'Memba Him?!

Sienna Miller: Hester Prynne 2.0

Pierce Brosnan -- Sportin' Beachwood

Suri to Katie: Break Out the Pot!!!

Phelps -- Now a Real Homie

Jean Reno No 911

Chubby Checker: 'Memba Him?!

Earth, Wind and Fire Ants

Terrence Howard -- Full of Soul or Full of S**t?

Jessica Rips Carrie: Romo's Not Hung Up on You

Venus Williams -- I'm No Dribbler

Daniel Radcliffe -- He Who Must Not Be Bothered

Lily Tomlin -- Hack

"Eager" Fiddy Opens Up, Welcomes Probe

B.J. Hunnicutt from "M*A*S*H": 'Memba Him?!

TMZ Drinks the "Shawn Johnson" Haterade

Abominable Snowman Found!!!

Abominable Snowman -- Caught on Tape Too!!!

Mistaken Identity Runs Amok!

Phelps Scores Gold in Tongue Tennis, Too

Bargain Basement "Baywatch"

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With that Woman

Cocktail Waitress Dim Sum and Then Some

Shia Back in His Prime

MLK's Kids Learn Nothing is Free

Chong to Karl Rove: Squeal Piggy!

Da Brat -- Rum and Soap

Cops Get the Poop on Snoop

Mayer -- Shoot Me Now

Poor Spider -- Itsy Bitsy in Hollywood

It's Fergie Ferg!

Haven't We Seen You Before?

Which Olsen Twin Is It?

John Salley -- Peking Schmuck?

Katy Perry Into Kitten

Leryn Franco: Hot and Horrible

After MASH

B.J. Hunnicutt from "M*A*S*H": 'Memba Him?!

Sean Connery -- License to "Kill Adversary"

Shauna Sand Balances Beach Umbrella on Head

Woman Calls Shaq a Heavy and a Heavy Breather

Shaq Had Too Many Balls In The Air

'The Notebook' Romance Lives!

Kevin Covais -- Chicken Brittle

Linda Hogan Gets Even Creepier

Chris Kattan's Marriage in the Can

Bulletin: Britney Not Stalked

Finally A House John McCain Doesn't Own

Tori & Dean: The Grown-Up Speidi

Finally, A House John McCain Doesn't Own

Phoebe Price: Delusional as She Is Unfamous

Someone Get M-Rod a Bar of Soap!

Sorry Mr. Jackson, Are You For Real?

Mickey Mouse -- Road Kill?

Idiot Savant Friday -- The Simpsons Edition

Olympic Bums

Tila's Chick Never Gave a Lick About Lindsay

Smurf Creator Smurfin' Crazy

Shawn Johnson -- The Worm Turns

Britney's Unbeweaveable Adventure

Donald: Let Them Eat Steak

Oh Hell Taekwon-No!

How Dumb Can She Be?!

Cops to Diddy: Freeze!

Sienna Keeps Top On, Married Men Off

Olympic Village -- More Sex than Woodstock

Levi's First Lesson -- Double-Fisting

Mel -- Responsible for All the Screwballs in World

Simpson Girls: If it Sounds Like Romo, I'll Taste It

Ricky Martin Bambinos -- A Giant "Who Cares"

Joe Francis -- Biggest Boob in History

Paris Hilton Saved by the Jaw of Life

Amanda Bynes in Second Wreck this Year

Adorable "Terminator" Star: Bale's No Badman

Holey Stars!

Isaiah Washington: Pimp My Leftovers

Malaysia: Avril Not as Sexy as We Thought

Barenaked Ladies' Singer Walks from Plane Crash

The Twins Come Out to Play

Mac to Madge -- Who You Callin' a Nazi?

Slashed Kim K -- I'll Still Cut a Rug

George Michael -- Where the Boys At?

Nothing Minnie About Driver

Bloody Sunday -- Kim K. Rushed to ER

Oprah Supports Obama, Rolls Like McCain

Shauna Sand's Stripper Heels ...

Obama Look-alike -- The Ears Have It

Slick Dick Gets Off Sex Charge Hook

Mr. T Snickers At the Whole Homophobic Thing

DMX: Sick of the Same Ol' Big House Buns

Christie Brinkley Sags

JoJo Collapses, Nobody Cares

Regis Philbin Gets His Dander Up

Actress Shows Off Golden Globe

Jacko or Jack-No?

Manchester United

Singer Melissa Manchester: 'Memba Her?!

Kim K to 911: I Gotta Dance!!!!!!

Dick: You're Not Cool, Unless You Pee Your Pants

Doris Roberts Loves Watching People Hurl

Cracked Under Pressure

Nanny Got Brad and Angie's Goat

Akon and Lady Gaga: Let's Go for Grope

Romo to Jess: Don't Be a Homewrecker

Kim K -- It's Like Manson Came for Dinner!

Sajak to Loggia: Wanna Buy Some Recognition?

Demi Lovato -- Don't Be Trippin'!

Einhorn is Finkle?! Finkle is Einhorn!?!

K-Ci on Jojo's Collapse: "I Hate Bill Gates"

Rampage Charged in Insane Chase

Fran Drescher -- Grateful Bedhead

Hell Hath No Fury Like Devil in a Blue Dress

Dabney Coleman: C'mon Baby Light My Fire

"L Word" Star - Burn Me 32 Times, Shame On Me

Kate Hudson Accused of Ripping Ash

Obama Assassination Plot?

Brad Shoots the Kids

Shawn Johnson -- Quiet as a Mouse

apl.de.ap's Black Eyed Pea Culpa

Harry Potter's No Indian Giver

Nazi Trucks Cause Furor

"Gossip" Guy Is the Boogeyman

Liukin's Publicist -- The Real Nasty-a

Balthazar Getty Has a Type

Every Pap's Worst Nightmare

Bobby Brown: It's Happy Hour Somewhere!

Kathy Bates -- No Foosball Fool!

Actress Claims Cut-Rite Cut Wrong

Burke Drips Onto Bar Scene -- Ready, Sweat, Go!

Hayden's Birthday Suit

Lennon to Jonas Bros: You Ain't So Fab

Linda Hogan -- Stretched and Pulled

Fake Jacko Stole the Clothes on His Backo

Freddy Krueger's Tongue Still Gets Action

Dr. Dre's Son Andre -- Dead at 20

Charlize Theron -- Monster in Denver

Charlize Theron -- Monster in Denver

Kim K -- It's Like Manson Came for Dinner!

Mary-Kate Smells Like Teen Spirit

Bucky Covington is Huge ... Somewhere

Lisa Leslie -- That's Some Serious Bling

Olympic Kama Sutra

Crappy Quarterbacks Want Their Dollarsback

Kelly O: Beauty Is in the Black Eye of the Beholder

Delegate Whacked in Assault Case Against Lady

And Then There's Maude's Husband

Pap to Benji -- Do You Like It Rough?

Brad Pulls His Dinghy Out -- Pappers Go Nuts

Shaq Accuser: She Rolls With Restraining Orders

Bike Gang: Stop Riding Us Over Obama Plot

Lamas' Crotch Rocket Forces Pap to Zip It

Barbie to Bratz: Pay Me, Bitch!

Julia Roberts Shows Off the Twins

Obama Suspects Have No Plot to Piss In

Loretta Stoned -- Congresswoman High on Life

NFL Star Accused of Barbaric Hit On Pregnant GF -- REDIRECT

Brady Plays House With Gisele -- REDIRECT

Lil' Wayne's Big Medical Mystery

Nicollette -- Housewife No More

Dreyfuss -- Leave My Daddy Out of It

NFL Star Accused of Barbaric Hit On Pregnant GF

Battle of the Balding Badasses

DMX Gives Judge Oral Displeasure

Cracker Has Kenny Rogers Over a Barrel

Charlize Turns That Frown Upside Down

Charvet Goes Off: Brooke Burke's Ass is Off Limits

Brady Plays House with Gisele

The Ultimate Mayer Hoax?

Hillary: So Many Pantsuits, So Few Delegates

Kelly O's Black Eye -- The Glass Half Empty

Jim Brown -- #32, Is That You?!

Those Women Drivers...

Play Misty For Me!

You'll Never Guess Who This Golden Girl Is!

DMX Is Getting the F Out of Florida

She Had Unsafe Sex with Charlie Sheen!

MTV: To Hell With Brit, We Want Michael!

The Nature Boy Cometh

Dykes and More Dykes Finger Madge for Money

Fly for a White Guy

Stone Cold's Got a Can of Whoop Ass for Statham

Matilda Ledger Gives Mommy the Runaround

Mackenzie Phillips Busted

"Top Chef" Villain Cooked for DUI

Beyonce's Lil' Sis Picks Fight with News Anchor

GF Says He's Really Suge Knife

Mos Def Accused of Violent Snatch

Chris Noth Has a Big Baby

Pussycat Doll: We Don't Just Look Cheap ...

Garth Brooks Fan Launches Pap Smear Campaign

Don't Pee on Cornell and Tell Him It's Raining

Cyrus Struck by Poser Virus

Brady's Baby -- Already Playin' the Field

Giant Injury on Set of "America's Got Talent"

Denver Cops Make ABC Reporter Their B*tch

The Duff's Dad Sent to the Slammer

Sam to LiLo Dad -- Pity the Fool

Suge to Be Unleashed on Public

Color them Yellow

Hefty Price Tag on Heath's Hearth

"Prison Break" Star Can't Escape Collision

The Hoff's Groupies -- He Likes 'Em Young

NFL Star's Former GF -- A Bloody Mess

Mackenzie Phillips -- I Prefer a Cell, Thank You

Suge Knife Arrest -- The Eye in the Sky Don't Lie

Pitt Stops Kid from Imminent Danger!

J. Lo is a Strong B.O. Supporter

Warren G -- Suge Who?

The Game R.I.P. in the Slammer

Just a Boy and His Dinghy

A Little Song, Dance, Heroin Down My Pants

Don't Bet on US Open

A-Rod Outed -- Blame Reggie Jackson!

Ven-ass Williams Cracks at the US Open

Jacko -- In His Own P.J.'s for a Change

Ann-Margret: 'Memba Her?!

Spade Get Neutered? David Backs Off Mayer

Brown Strips Down

Rampage Ultimately Fighting Chase Charges

Jeff Gordon: I'm No Damn Quitter

Serena Takes Her Ass For a Stroll

No Boob, No Entry

Mackenzie Phillips -- I'm Healthy Except For ...

Rogen's Fanbase Down the Toilet

Braxton's Hubby -- Serious as a Heart Attack

Mackenzie Phillips Bailed Out: Take Two

Gerard Butler -- Lookin' Hard

Suge's Alleged Victim: How'd I Get Butt Naked?!

Clubber: "Bad Girl" Popped Off, Broke My Face

What If These Two Could Produce a Child?

Jessica -- My Hotbox Smells Like Roses

LiLo's Uncle -- 9/11 Cheat

Duchovny -- So That's What the X Stands For

No XOXO for "Gossip Girl" Fan

Robert Blake -- Killer Cowboy

Beyonce's Sister: How Dare You, TMZ

Madge Won't Disrobe for Airport Security

Did Sly's Stepbro Slay?

Dennis Northcutt -- If Looks Could Kill

Phan to Phelps: I Want You On Top Of Me

Johnny B. Goode Dressed Bad

Dancing Queens

Earth Girls Are Easy ... If You're Jeff Goldblum

Grenier's Granny -- Do You Party?

McCain's VP -- Miss Alaska Loser

Jessica Biel -- The Tot Thickens!

Burger King -- Ghetto Pass Revoked

Stacy Keibler Will Drink You Under the Table

"Varsity Blues" Billy Bob Whips Out His Foot Long

The Woman Who Beat McCain's VP

Halle Berry Rings in Marriage Rumors

Shear Madness -- Nutjob Goes Wacko for Jacko

Boys Don't Cry ... Over Swank's Hard Body

Van Halen to McCain: No You Can't

Edyta Sliwinska -- Sex On Legs

New Kids (and Same Old Groupies) on the Block

Look at Those Big Mouse Ears

Brody Jenner -- Return of the Mack

Carmen Electra: I'm Just So Incredibly Popular

Pencil Me In

Idiot Savant Friday -- Liquor? I Hardy Knew Her!

Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Game

Which Two of These Chicks Became Famous?!

The Suite Life of Ashley Tisdale and Friend

PETA to DMX -- We Hope they Ruff You Up

Suspect Named in Murder of Ashton's Ex

NFL Star's Career in the Drink?

Northcutt's Ex-GF -- Seconds Before Beatdown

Harry Dean Stanton Spills Dan Tana Secret

Edwards Scores Big Wad

She Fooled You How Many Times, Shame on You

How Do You Make Kirstie Alley Happy?

We're Really Afraid to Write this Headline...

That's a Lot of Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

Wrestling "Killer" Dead at 81

Dr. Dre Buries His Son

Tyrese Plays the 'Race' Card

It's My Party and I'll Be a Little Bitch If I Want To

The One Where Jen Recruits New Friends

Ed McMahon -- S.O.L. Again

Halle Berry Baby: Not Available at Newsstands

Ryan Reynolds -- Power Bottom

Sex Sells, David Duchovny Sex Doesn't

Jennifer Love Hewitt: I Do Chicken Right

Fantasy Football Owners Get Screwed

Hippies Fight Dirt, Dirt Wins

Mankid Puzzle -- Hot or Not?

Miley's Photog Racks Up Serious Debt

Diddy: "McCain is Buggin' the F*** Out"

Winehouse -- No Jury Would Convict

Gone Country

Ricky Martin's Surrogate -- Open for Business

McCain's VP -- Beaver Roundup

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